Todays way to die:

Choices choices. Life's made up of them. Your hands are tied behind your back and you're standing on the edge of a cliff, heels hanging off, with a grenade in your mouth that has a string attached to the pin. The string goes left and right to either side of you. In your perifrial (spl?) vision, you can see both your children, which this string is attached to. They're slightly foreward, so if you step foreward, slack would let into the strings that're attached to you and the pins on their grenades, in their mouths, however you hear a muffled cry behind you. Oddly enough it sounds like your wife who's hanging out over the vast openess of a sheer drop off of this lovely cliff you're forced to stand on. You feel a string around your neck that you cannot see where it runs to. It's quiet a safe bet to say that it runs to a grenade in your wifes mouth and if you did step foreward you'd blow her to itty bitty bits and take a little bit of shrapnel yourself. Now, eventually your feet will get tired of hanging half on half off of a cliff and you'll fall foreward or backwards. Now, do you fall backwards, blowing yourself and your children away, but saving the love of your life because now you have no head to hold the string attached to the grenade in her mouth, or do you fall foreward, giving slack into the strings attached to your childrens grenades, but ending your life mates life and taking shrapnel yourself, possibly bleeding to death.